Queer people are like birds, all very different but with one common goal:
Bread. Hundreds of tons of bread.
You can play with shelter cats. On the internet. Via robot.
Go make their day, okay? :3
>sister says she’s ready to leave me home alone
>at home doing chores
>excited about a day by myself
>start to daydream about a life of independence
>jump up on table in moment of triumph
>sister bursts into room
>fall off table, floor covered in food
>so humiliated i black out, imagine disappearing into nothingness
>wake up, i’m covered in spaghetti
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
8 :Sexual orientation?
Curious for chubby chicks. I have people to blame.
69: Do you have any nicknames?
Cat, Kitters, Kitterchrissadoodles and weinie.
80: What is your favorite word?
86: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Teleportation that takes less than a minute.
4: 3 things.
Crush can, Recliner, “Intimacy aid kit”
75: What did you do last night at 12 am?
Drinking fun with tarby and automatic jack.
3: 3 fears.
Fire, needles and shakey unbolted scaffolding.
36: Piercings and tattoos I have
114. Been to prom?
33. Current relationship status?
Single as fuck, ye.
That probably won’t change until after I leave anchorage.
53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else in front of me?
I wouldn’t be too terribly surprised. He’s a slutty little foxykitty.
43: How long does it take for me to get ready in the morning?
I can do it in an hour easy, taking in to account fucking around on tumblr.
5: 4 Turn ons.
Independence, playful, open minded, willing to get tied up.
sticky messy things, rain, decorative clamps and contraptions.
76: What do I think satan’s last name is?
87: Had sex?
134: What do I want for my birthday?
STRIPED SOCKS. or a bad dragon. Whateves
57: What do I think about most?
I plead the fifth.
9: My best first date?
Going to see the christmas trees with david then going to the brew house <3 uwu